Spiek ju gudd inglish?

[Le Chiffre Zéro]

Wott is dis ei dohnt iwen.

[CM70]

Ei älso spieck wäri goud ingliss. Äs iou sie, ytt iss thö pärffäckt ochsfortt ingliss

[zebulon]

Ei älso spieck wäri goud ingliss. Äs iou sie, ytt iss thö pärffäckt ochsfortt ingliss

Batt ju spiek a werri interessting släng!

[Anonym]

For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.

[zebulon]

For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.

Dass änibadi anderständ sis?

[CM70]

For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.

Dass änibadi anderständ sis?

Nod ö wördt ant iu?
yd sims do bi ö niu länguidg

[Tirak]

For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.

Dass änibadi anderständ sis?

Noo. Its hat tu anderstend foor mi, bicose mai thohts ar nott iin Inglisch. Bat its e gud excerseis foor mi. Sorrie foor mai bed Inglisch.

[CM70]

Hai zebulon

Ei uisch iu oll thö bäst vor iur bärstai!

[zebulon]

Hai zebulon

Ei uisch iu oll thö bäst vor iur bärstai!

Sätz jess werri nais fromm ju! Sänk ju werri matsch!

[CM70]

Hai zebulon

Ei uisch iu oll thö bäst vor iur bärstai!

Sätz jess werri nais fromm ju! Sänk ju werri matsch!

iu'r ouelkom!

[Knuddel]

Spiek ju gudd inglish?

Jäs, sätt du ei! Mei inglisch iss soh pörfäckt, sätt männ nott moar mei tipickal dschörmän äcksänt hier känn.

Sätt iß ä werri neiss eidier - afta se fränsch lässän fromm missta birdfood häs män wiss samm konväsäischn se possebillitie hiss inglisch to vorbätter.

[Nicht Lustig]

For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.

Very good. Phonetic pun: why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

[Anonym]

Very good. Phonetic pun: why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Nice one.

Edith meinte ich sollte noch einen nach liefern:
2 eggs talking to each other, said one to the other: "LOL you cracked me up."

[Silvina]

Very good. Phonetic pun: why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Nice one.

Edith meinte ich sollte noch einen nach liefern:
2 eggs talking to each other, said one to the other: "LOL you cracked me up."

Ei dohnt anderständ änni wörd off sis.

[Anonym]

Sorry, explaining jokes makes them less funny.

But:just 4 you: cracked me up bedeutet, dass man jemanden sehr zum Lachen gebracht hat, allerdings bedeutet crack auch Riss. Und das beim Ei. Vielleicht hilfts.

[Silvina]

Sorry, explaining jokes makes them less funny.

But:just 4 you: cracked me up bedeutet, dass man jemanden sehr zum Lachen gebracht hat, allerdings bedeutet crack auch Riss. Und das beim Ei. Vielleicht hilfts.

Ei ssink, ju dohnt anderständ mei länguitsch...

[Anonym]

"I'm very pessimistic. I'm like a German vegetarian in that respect. I fear the wurst."

[Lazarus Long]

@Dragon: Hast du den Sinn des Threads wirklich nicht verstanden?

[Anonym]

@Dragon: Hast du den Sinn des Threads wirklich nicht verstanden?

Hätte ich einfach nur mit "ja" oder "nein" antworten sollen?

Oder muss ich auch so komisch schreiben?

[zebulon]

Dschildränn, säi itt in inglish plies!