Spiek ju gudd inglish?
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Re: Spiek ju gudd inglish?
Wott is dis ei dohnt iwen.
← Das da sind keine Klaviertasten. Es sind Synthesizertasten. Doch, da gibt es Unterschiede.
Ich kann es euch erklären. Ich kann es aber nicht für euch verstehen. Das müßt ihr schon selbst tun.
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Ich kann es euch erklären. Ich kann es aber nicht für euch verstehen. Das müßt ihr schon selbst tun.
INTJ nach Myers-Briggs
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Ei älso spieck wäri goud ingliss. Äs iou sie, ytt iss thö pärffäckt ochsfortt ingliss
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Batt ju spiek a werri interessting släng!CM70 hat geschrieben:Ei älso spieck wäri goud ingliss. Äs iou sie, ytt iss thö pärffäckt ochsfortt ingliss
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For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.
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Dass änibadi anderständ sis?Dragon hat geschrieben:For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.
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Nod ö wördt ant iu?zebulon hat geschrieben:Dass änibadi anderständ sis?Dragon hat geschrieben:For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.
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Noo. Its hat tu anderstend foor mi, bicose mai thohts ar nott iin Inglisch. Bat its e gud excerseis foor mi. Sorrie foor mai bed Inglisch.zebulon hat geschrieben:Dass änibadi anderständ sis?Dragon hat geschrieben:For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.
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Sätz jess werri nais fromm ju! Sänk ju werri matsch!CM70 hat geschrieben:Hai zebulon
Ei uisch iu oll thö bäst vor iur bärstai!
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iu'r ouelkom!zebulon hat geschrieben:Sätz jess werri nais fromm ju! Sänk ju werri matsch!CM70 hat geschrieben:Hai zebulon
Ei uisch iu oll thö bäst vor iur bärstai!
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Jäs, sätt du ei! Mei inglisch iss soh pörfäckt, sätt männ nott moar mei tipickal dschörmän äcksänt hier känn.zebulon hat geschrieben:Spiek ju gudd inglish?
Sätt iß ä werri neiss eidier - afta se fränsch lässän fromm missta birdfood häs män wiss samm konväsäischn se possebillitie hiss inglisch to vorbätter.
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Man sieht nur mit dem Herzen gut. Das Wesentliche ist für die Augen unsichtbar.
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Man sieht nur mit dem Herzen gut. Das Wesentliche ist für die Augen unsichtbar.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Very good. Phonetic pun: why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.Dragon hat geschrieben:For all with a decent level of English knowledge some great puns:
-Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
-The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
-The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.
-A zoo had a camel with no humps named 'Humphrey.'
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
-Scientists have created a flea from scratch.
-I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
-Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
-Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Hope you're as much amused as I am with the puns you already read. For more click here - it's also the source for the above mentioned puns.
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Nice one.Nicht Lustig hat geschrieben: Very good. Phonetic pun: why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Edith meinte ich sollte noch einen nach liefern:
2 eggs talking to each other, said one to the other: "LOL you cracked me up."
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Ei dohnt anderständ änni wörd off sis.Dragon hat geschrieben:Nice one.Nicht Lustig hat geschrieben: Very good. Phonetic pun: why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Edith meinte ich sollte noch einen nach liefern:
2 eggs talking to each other, said one to the other: "LOL you cracked me up."
Manchmal muss man das Chaos nur ein bisschen schütteln, und es wird ein Wunder draus.
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Sorry, explaining jokes makes them less funny.
But:just 4 you: cracked me up bedeutet, dass man jemanden sehr zum Lachen gebracht hat, allerdings bedeutet crack auch Riss. Und das beim Ei. Vielleicht hilfts.
But:just 4 you: cracked me up bedeutet, dass man jemanden sehr zum Lachen gebracht hat, allerdings bedeutet crack auch Riss. Und das beim Ei. Vielleicht hilfts.
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Ei ssink, ju dohnt anderständ mei länguitsch...Dragon hat geschrieben:Sorry, explaining jokes makes them less funny.
But:just 4 you: cracked me up bedeutet, dass man jemanden sehr zum Lachen gebracht hat, allerdings bedeutet crack auch Riss. Und das beim Ei. Vielleicht hilfts.
Manchmal muss man das Chaos nur ein bisschen schütteln, und es wird ein Wunder draus.
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"I'm very pessimistic. I'm like a German vegetarian in that respect. I fear the wurst."
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@Dragon: Hast du den Sinn des Threads wirklich nicht verstanden?
Im Grunde sind es doch die Verbindungen mit Menschen, die dem Leben seinen Wert geben.
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Deutscher Staatsmann und Mitbegründer der Humboldt-Universität zu Berlin
1767 - 1835
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Hätte ich einfach nur mit "ja" oder "nein" antworten sollen?Lazarus Long hat geschrieben:@Dragon: Hast du den Sinn des Threads wirklich nicht verstanden?
Oder muss ich auch so komisch schreiben?